Online dating mastery
Though he supposed that given that it was a sock puppet it would actually be a hand job, but the point was that it was weird.
He had beat a hasty retreat and she had seemed confused and angry that he hadn't called her back for a second date...
Online dating was weird, and he had dated a lot of weird chicks. She even did an insane little voice when she made it talk.
Then sometime between making out and the bedroom, just when things were headed in the right direction, out came the fucking sock puppet.
After all she didn't know who he was at this point so he could escape and block her without worrying about it. It was at this point that he considered how lucky it was that heart problems didn't run in his family, because if they had he probably would have dropped dead on the spot.
But if he was honest with himself, he was not a good friend, and he had been fighting the hots for his friends mom for a really long time. His pulse raced as he waited for her response and the seconds seemed to drag out into eternity. He wasn't sure how she knew it was him, though he supposed she might have figured it out from the chiming of their phones the way he had.
He used this picture in particular partly because he was proud of his cock, but mostly because he didn't think anyone would actually message him with that as his only picture, and since he wanted to take a break this seemed like a convenient way to drive people off until he was ready.
If he were to be honest he hardly looked at her face, as captivated as he was by her breasts. Not just any cell phone alert, but one that was unique to the dating program he used, he had heard it often enough to recognize it.He was also determined that his friend would never find out. He almost lost his nerve when the object of his affection patted the cushion beside her in a wordless invitation to join her on the couch, but in the end he obediently sat. "You mean aside from the fact that your profile name is the same screen name you have used for everything since you were 10? He mentally flogged himself for not realizing the connection, anyone who had known him for longer than a few minutes would realize the connection since he used the same name for everything.The wheels in his brain kept turning and he realized that if she was telling the truth, then she must have known who he was before she messaged him.At first he played it off, trying to convince himself that it must have been a coincidence.
He quickly navigated back to her profile page and stared more intently at her profile picture.
The one person that he trusted more than anyone else in the world.